In the beginning (why we are so angry)!

Once upon a time, in a land far far away…
Yet very near and not too astray…
There lived my love, my dear…
Her name was Sarah and our love was clear….
She brought a friend one night…
But it did not start a fight…

I brought a friend too…
Then she pissed in his shoe…
The bond was then formed with the Captain and his new crew…
From then on ***** Street we would gather with only the select few…

And the rest is now the legend…
Some of which will not be mentioned…