Do you feel guilty when you see Michael J. Fox twitching on your television? Do you shed a tear when you have to remind your grandmother with Alzheimer’s who she is? Does it piss you off that blowhole Republicans, in their desperation for votes, pretend to be advocates for all forms of life — including stem cells. Lets remember that this is the same group of assholes that brought us the legalization of assault rifles, and manditory minimum drug sentencing. So, if the right is so concerned about the sanctity of 16-cell life, while the rest of us give a shit about actual people stricken with curable diseases - - I think it is obvious we need to come up with a compromise. How about if we were to create a program categorizing stem cells along racial lines. If we were to racially mirror the stem cell population to that of the United States, all would be solved. For instance, if we designate 15% of them as African American, 20% as Hispanic American, and even designate a portion of the little guys as illegal aliens, there would be plenty of stem cells to quench even the most aggressive researchers wet dream. Why is this you ask? Since when has the right ever given a flying fuck if minorities live or die in this country? George W’s favorite pastime as Governor of Texas was to execute people of color. So, if we can convince “W” and his hit men that a sizable chunk of the stem cell population are nothing but a drain on society — I’m sure they would be glad to turn the devious little “darky” blastocytes over to the Nazi doctors of the left.