We, the esteemed editorial staff at angryromanian.com, would like to apologize for our lack of content as of late. However, due in no small part to global warming and El Nino, we have been doing the following: shoveling, snow blowing(in no way a sexual act), risking our lives (driving) and basically cowering inside cursing Mother Nature. Any of our good friends from Ohio to Maine will understand what we are talking about. You know, snow measured in feet not inches and temperatures dipping below President Bush’s approval rating. And speaking of “W” and global warming; I’m surprised he hasn’t come up to scenic Oswego New York, with it’s 12-foot snowfall, to hold a press conference poking fun at Al Gore and his ludicrous assertions on climate change. But anyway, it’s too bad that poor Anna Nicole couldn’t have over dosed here in the Northeast, making the debate over her swiftly decomposing body moot. Sorry to make such a mean spirited point but you would be grumpy too if your Eastern Block best friend insisted on dragging you outdoors in a wind chill of -42 degrees to build a God damned igloo. I just don’t understand this fascination with igloos. Hadn’t he seen plenty of miserable little shacks with no electricity or running water in the filthy gypsy slums of Romania? So again, we sincerely apologize for our lack of posts but none of this is going to matter because inside sources have told us that World War III will be starting with Iran soon and we will be transitioning from shoveling snow to shoveling nuclear ash. Have a pleasant weekend.