I am one angry angry person. I was recently cited for driving while intoxicated. I was arrested, jailed, and tried. I stated my case, cried the Judge a river, and threw myself at the mercy of the court. What did I get for this effort? A $1500 fine and a one year suspension of my license. Why am I bitter? I was flipping through the channels and happened upon Court TV. Some bald headed Judge who had seen the Vagina Monologues one too many times was weeping over the swiftly decaying corpse of a woman whose five month old daughter is being claimed by a half dozen men, including the Pope and Bill Clinton. Why the hell is this hussy being given such tender consideration? I, The Angry Romanian, have never harmed a single human being in my life.(assuming gypsies are not human beings) Anyway, I feel the American justice system has done me wrong because I don’t have a DD chest or an overwhelming desire to provide oral sex for the 80 and older crowd. I will be filing my appeal. I hope I have your support.

Signed,
angry romanian