I’m glad to see our Latin American neighbors think George Bush is as big of a scum bag as we do. In fact, based on the violent protests that have greeted the Commander in Cheat everywhere his plane lands, it could be argued he is more reviled there, or it may be were too busy ordering lowfat lattes and arguing over the NCAA Men’s basketball tournament to take notice of the autocratic nature of the nation in which we now reside. In Colombia, a decoy motorcade was sent out to draw out would-be assassination attempts. Do you suppose they played roca, tijeras, papel to choose drivers for the assignment? Because of security concerns the president only stayed in Colombia for seven hours. Come on — Sting can have sex longer than seven hours for Christ’s sake. Also, you would think Colombians would have more respect for a guy that was once a regular consumer of one of the nations top exports. My guess is our illustrious leader will be relieved to return to the friendly confines of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but only if some aide or another is smart enough to hide all the guns from Dick.