I lately wrote introduction of myself and to how I was made to write my thinkings here. Almost at once a question came to me ( Proma wrote on March 9…Interesting.. So is there anything you like about the US ?) asking if there was anything at all I like about America. Thank you — loyal reader for interest in me but please do not raise suspicion if I dislike America. Take attention immigration officers, men from Department of Homelands Security, and other various men in black suits and dark sunglasses — I, Mister Kunty Tankatrucks love the great empire of America!!! For what reason would I be here if not for my love of country. I come here more than ten years ago with nothing but shirt on back and now I have color television, microwave oven and twelve speed bicycle with breaks. Who wants more than this? I wash dishes for a kind man who pays me three dollar cash every hour I work and lets me eat the remains of the souvlaki and spinach pie customers not finish. I live in apartment that government gives free if you fill out proper papers. I receive wonderful coupons from state that I trade for beer and cigarettes at the Indians preservation. I tell you - America is almost better than when Communists run old country. Things are very cheap to buy here. There is the nicest man on floor of my apartment that sells things like razors, socks and DVDs for only a few dollars. I like man much but I worry how he shakes when selling his things. Even love life is better here in America. Back in Romania my wife Brigita need almost whole litre vodka before she mistake me for butcher and fulfil wifely duty. In America all I need is five dollar and bus token to receive quality hand release. So you see — officers of secret government police — I am a lover of all things America and do not deserve your attentions — please direct them to the Bulgarians and Hungarians. Thank you.