President Yahya Jammeh, of the postage stamp sized West African nation of Gambia, claims to have learned the cure for AIDS through a series of dreams. The “cure” consists of a mix of seven herbs and spices to be taken daily, one spoonful for children, two for adults. Jammeh has no medical training but claims his family has a history of healing through traditional practices. All this is great but I have dreams too; however this doesn’t mean Christina Ricci is ever going to show up to my house in edible underwear with a bull whip and a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream. But enough about me — Can you possibly stoop lower than to extend false hope to those in the grips of a fatal disease? Not only is hope falsely given but those taking life extending medications are switching to the president’s witch’s brew. Maybe someone in Gambia will act out a dream of shooting up the presidential motorcade and solve this silliness once and for all.