DWI: “driving while intoxicated”

I experienced receiving a DWI first hand. I made the choice to get fucked up one night and made the 2 mile drive back to my house. Then as i decided to “peal out” in my Ford Escort Red Wagon, Deputy Droopalong decided to investigate. 6 months and $13k later I received a nice stamp on my record saying you fucked up.

Now my gripe isn’t with me fucking up, or with Deputy Droopalong (although some days i so wish i could drop kick him in the nuts), but with the “informative session” I had to take during the 6 months. it was not the 6 week class (which was really informative btw) but the 1 session where 4 speakers get up on stage and cried about there dead relatives.

Its terrible they lost someone, but each speaker decided to take a spin on there talk. They blamed everyone in the room for being the direct result for there deaths. Are you kidding me?? Ever hear of natural selection, or maybe when your fucking time comes its time to go?? Don’t sit there blaming me for your husbands horrible death. I was lucky i didn’t kill anyone, but if i died, or i killed someone. That’s fucking LIFE. All of you politically correct fucks who do not want to offend anyone are infecting the daily life of everyone else by blaming everyone else but the person who just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Don’t get me wrong, a person whose drunk driving should do jail time. You do something wrong, you should get punished. But life sucks, deal with it and dont blame the rest of us for your misfortune.