Email Bag , the Second
It’s obvious you guys are a bunch of pussies since emails have dried up considerably since last Thursday. However the following brave souls ventured their opinions and comments.
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Erican writes - Yo Ruko why u gotta be hatin’ on football and John Madden? What u expectin’ them to quote poetry and stuff?
Erican - I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to John Madden for being labeled a fucktard on our site. Erican, you are truly the alpha male of all fucktards. Do the world a favor - pull your lower lip over the top of your head and swallow, you pathetic five pump chump.
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Suki said… My mom made a casserole once. [Comment left on God Hates the Yankees (and Jesus Hates Them Too).]
Suki - I have to hand it to you, I spent the better part of five minutes trying to look for the hidden significance of your comment. However it quickly became apparent that you comment was completely random - unless the casserole was you little brother - your mother forced you to eat him - you had really bad little brother diarrhea and missed the decisive moment of the 1996 World Series.
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C U Next Thursday
D.N.











Why the fuck don’t you ever answer my emails you no talent hack?
Grow some balls and man up to my questions. In the mean time do me a favor and fuck your mother.
-andrew
Comment by Andrew G — October 19, 2007 @ 6:03 am
Andrew
Trust me - you will have your moment in the spotlight next Thursday. I just hope you don’t find it too hot.
D.N
Comment by Douche Nozzle — October 20, 2007 @ 7:31 pm