Email Bag , the Second

Douche Nozzle | Email Bag | Friday, October 19th, 2007

It’s obvious you guys are a bunch of pussies since emails have dried up considerably since last Thursday. However the following brave souls ventured their opinions and comments.

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Erican writes - Yo Ruko why u gotta be hatin’ on football and John Madden? What u expectin’ them to quote poetry and stuff?

Erican - I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to John Madden for being labeled a fucktard on our site. Erican, you are truly the alpha male of all fucktards. Do the world a favor - pull your lower lip over the top of your head and swallow, you pathetic five pump chump.

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Suki said… My mom made a casserole once. [Comment left on God Hates the Yankees (and Jesus Hates Them Too).]

Suki - I have to hand it to you, I spent the better part of five minutes trying to look for the hidden significance of your comment. However it quickly became apparent that you comment was completely random - unless the casserole was you little brother - your mother forced you to eat him - you had really bad little brother diarrhea and missed the decisive moment of the 1996 World Series.

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C U Next Thursday

D.N.

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2 Comments »

  1. Why the fuck don’t you ever answer my emails you no talent hack?

    Grow some balls and man up to my questions. In the mean time do me a favor and fuck your mother.

    -andrew

    Comment by Andrew G — October 19, 2007 @ 6:03 am

  2. Andrew

    Trust me - you will have your moment in the spotlight next Thursday. I just hope you don’t find it too hot.

    D.N

    Comment by Douche Nozzle — October 20, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

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