Kid Rock has always been a figure caught between two worlds. Here is a guy with obvious white trash roots. In the old days he fronted a rock band that featured a midget (God rest his tiny soul), chicks with tattoos and leather, a gender ambiguous guitarist, and a DJ. He seemed to be reaching out to the trailer park element with his primal scream of “Now get in the pit and try to kill (Love - if you heard the song on the FCC shy radio) someone”. But that song, and many of his other songs also tried to appeal to the inner city crowd with talk of guns, weed, and pimps. Mr. Rock continued his confusing ways when he became involved with several talentless blond, white-trash bimbos - a very black thing to. And then just to totally confuse the issue he sang a terrible country song with Lance Armstrong’s ex-girlfriend.

Today I am happy to say the confusion has been put to rest. Kid Rock is Black!!!! That right -Black. Mr. Rock was arrested late Sunday night in connection with a fight at a Waffle House. Rock and four members of his entourage beat a man who exchanged words with a female at Rock’s table.

Let us review: Waffle House - Check

Late on Sunday night - Check

Entourage - Check

Five on one - Check

Photo walking out of jail wearing a shirt bearing his own image holding a gun- check - check

Kid Rock you are officially Black - you can break up the band and put out a gangsta-rap album. After you get of jail that is. And y’all can keep his punk ass!!!