Angry Romanian

I never cease to be impressed by the kind of people you get to see on television. I turned on the local news channel this morning to check the weather. There was a video journalist reporting on Paranormal Activity at one of the local cemeteries. It has always seemed to me that video journalists are stupid and shady, it’s hard to trust someone that you never get to see. Anyway… These two fucking bull dykes were standing in a cemetery, one with a camera, one with a pen and pad, you know the proper equipment required to record paranormal activity. The first one of was explaining how when she walks by the graves she feels something (in her twat) from the other side (a black guy). The other was explaining how she goes into a trance and starts drawing people from the other side. The drawings looked like aliens from bad 1960’s movies. Sometimes when they take pictures in the cemetery they see a light in the frame, more commonly known as glare.

The strange thing was the report was not a documentary, instead it was shown during the news, the fucking NEWS. The only time when television is supposed to be about current events and/or facts, during the news, that’s when they decided to have a report about two mental cases with a hobby. It’s sad that the right the most unbiased television news source in North America today is BBC News (British Broadcasting Corporation). I understand that there are some disillusioned people out there that are somehow interested in this horseshit but can we please keep it out of the news. I think the last thing anyone needs is to provide the IQ-deficient of this country any sort of credibility to a subject that is preposterous. Not to mention all the other subjects that are crap during the news.

This brings me to a good reason not to die: some yo-yo bitch is going to draw an unflattering portrait of your ghost. What ever happened to Resting In Peace? Leave the graves of the deceased alone, out of respect for them and their families. These stories were made up long ago for entertainment. It’s 2007 and it’s about time we separate fact from fiction, keep the news and storytelling separate. If people really want to contact ghosts let them try on their own time not mine. The best way to see into the netherworld is to drink drain cleaner, everyone knows that.

In conclusion: Fuck people that believe in talking to the dead and fuck the news for putting them on TV.