Hey there fuckers. Sorry there was no post last week. I was out late almost every night trolling the bar scene for girls with self-esteems low enough to star in an “animal husbandry” film I’m working on. I would usually put the web site first but you would not believe how much it costs per day to rent a Shetland pony. So without further delay here is further proof that the human race is doomed…
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Anonymous wrote…[In comment to George Bush's Guide to Halloween Candy Bag Snatching]
where[sic] you stoned when you wrote this?

Rob replied…Sorry to answer a question with a question but - Were you retarded when you wrote this? No need to answer - that was a rhetorical question. You are obviously a retard not to see the point of the post. The current administration has undermined our civil liberties to the point where they don’t need much of a case at all to “disappear” us. In fact - our rights have been so curtailed that I feel compelled to lie about your original question.

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Rnuenner wrote… (as comment on Digg to Game Review: Worms for Xbox Live Arcade)

Good timing, this game came out 6 months ago.

Bieltan replied…Your mothers breath smelled like a 6 month old diaper but I blasted a load in her mouth anyways.

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That’s all for this week - I have to run - I need to go buy food and condoms for the pony.

C U Next Thursday

D.N