I am not a handsome man. It’s not that I am ugly or even bad-looking, I am just not the kind of man that a woman looks at and goes “wow…I’d like a piece of that”. Oddly enough, the women I have dated have been very good looking and in some cases pretty hot. After I caught the third consecutive girlfriend cheating I decided that it all wasn’t worth my time.

My standards are now pretty high as I find most women to be pretty worthless with exception of the sexual service some of them provide. Kira was no different. She was a tall, athletic, brunette with a D-cup and gorgeous dark eyes. She was intelligent, spontaneous, and exciting. While she was far out of my league, I dated her for the better part of a year. We did not have sex in the last 5 weeks of the relationship, as she claimed a change in birth control made her “flow” all the time. I really liked her, so the abstinence was not a big deal to me.

She then broke up with me suddenly, and a mutual friend informed me that I was only one of several men she had been seeing and fucking for months. I should have seen it coming. Even though I worshiped her every step, she went after the better looking men in the end. Instead of breaking things off when she knew it was over, she kept me involved in a vapid relationship for months until things had solidified with a new man.  It was a big waste of my time, money, and emotion and she knew it all along.

So, which dirty trick from my arsenal of revenge tactics did I use to repay Kira? The worst one of course, as this kind of situation requires nothing less.

I fucked her 18 year old little sister.

If life could be depicted through a series of Mortal Kombat fights, having sex with your ex-girlfriend’s little sister would be the “Fatality!!” move where you rip the skull and spine from your enemy in one fluid motion. It’s low, it’s vindictive, it’s completely up over the top. Like in Mortal Combat, it’s a mighty “Fuck you” unlike any other.

My dick was like a colossal axe, in one blow severing a family bond that will never heal. See, friends come and go through life. A few stay, but for the most part 80% of all the people you befriend move on. Family is family though…only in the extreme circumstances do people fall away from that. Most friends will fuck you over if it is in their best interest. Family, however, is a pretty sacred thing for most people. For Kira, every holiday gathering will bring back thoughts of me balls deep in her little sister.

Would I do things different now? Absolutely. I would have fucked her mother too.

~ruko