Happy Thursday to all you puss-headed canker sores out there…The “Animal Husbandry” flick is finished and let me tell you - definitely look for me accepting the award for “Best Director of a Sex Scene Between a Shetland Pony and a Mexican Midget with no Gag Reflex” at next years AVN awards show. Anyhow- This week several readers took it upon themselves to feel sorry for Bieltan based on his post - Allergy Season…aka Time to make money. I personally could care less if his nose, or cock for that matter, is dripping, but here are a few of the responses to his self-pity…

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Caudric wrote… OTC allergy medication seems to work fine for me, you might need to spend some time to get allergy tests performed to find out what is causing the problem for you. You might be afflicted by something other than your run of the mill allergies that are proven to be effective for.

Joe Daddy wrote…I happen to work with a group that tests over the counter allergy medications. They do work in the majority of the population. If they aren’t working for you, you’re either a freak or you do not really have an allergy, or both. Diphenhydramine hydrochloride is the most effective OTC medication. It makes me sleepy, but it works. It’s also cheaper than the others. Use it and skip the rest.

D.N. Replied…Wow!! I must be the real freak here because i just can’t believe people would take time out of their day to help a total stranger with a drippy nose. Unless Diphenhydramine hydrochloride will actually cause Bieltan’s scrotum to swell to the size of a watermellon, or, even better, cause his kidneys to fail. Now that would be funny. So my recommendation to Bieltan is to take Toxicodendron and apply liberally to his underarms, testicles, and ass crack. rinse and repeat.

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Kippenjr wrote…I didn’t know they had bluetooth headsets in Romania! (comment left on Bluetooth headsets)

The Romanian replied… A comment so uneducated is yet more proof of the mental retardation epidemic spreading across America. The best word to describe your comment is pathetic. Is that the best you can come up with in your attempt at humor and insult? Besides the fact that the U.S. is 5 years behind Romania from a wireless technology stand point, does it make you feel superior attempting to bash on another country. Just because you were born here doesn’t mean you have earned the right or respect needed to begin criticizing anything. You are a nobody. So while the Romanian economy doubles and you continue working at Wal-Mart, while steadily growing a mullet, why don’t you go and fuck yourself.

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See you all next week - unless the SPCA has me thrown in Jail!!

Peace(sucks)

D.N.