I’ll tell you what, some weeks this column is a pain in the ass to write - This is not one of those weeks - thanks to ASgamer1084. Never has the fruit hung lower when it comes to humiliating losers online. Here is what Mr. ASSgamer had to say…

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Asgamer1084 wrote (in response to Bieltan’s game review - Kane & Lynch: Dead Men)..yur a fuckin retard. this game rocked. u obviosuly dont know wut a good game looks like

Two minutes later he/she/it wrote..YUR A FUCKIN RETARD THIS GAME WAS AWSOME YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW WUT A GOOD GAME LOOKS LIKE FAGGOT

And finally one minute after that the idiot wrote…FAGGOT FAGGOT

Bieltan Replied…If I were a gambling man, I would say your about 4 years old, judging by your spelling and taste for mediocre game play. Try playing with some Lego’s some time, or better yet a Speak and Spell. Go back to your small hole of existence and learn a thing or two about basic spelling and good games. I know you enjoy sitting there yelling “faggot faggot” behind your 17″ CRT, but every once in a while try going outside or better yet reading a book.

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I would like to thank Bieltan for his measured and well stated response to these comments. I however would like to say to Mr. ASSgamer1084 - GO GO FUCK FUCK YOURSELF YOURSELF YOU YOU PATHETIC PATHETIC PILE PILE OF OF SHIT SHIT!! !!

Peace(sucks)

D.N.