A couple of years ago our great nation had a pissin’ match over niggas working for free. After the south endured a good ass wuppin’, the use of their defeated flag was confined to rednecks who still believe one day the south would somehow retake their God given right to own blacks…oh excuse me, niggas…and enjoy being rednecks in their big trailer park down in the deep south, separated from people who enjoy an education.

Nowadays these mullet wearin’ rednecks can be found everywhere throughout America. Most proudly display their “heritage” by flying a Confederate flag at there house, or in the back window of their busted truck. Their owners make sure to keep to a certain code. This code requires either:

(A) A run down trailer with random QVC products thrown all over the 10 square foot lawn. The flag is proudly displayed on their $1.49 Wal-Mart special flag pole.

(B) Double wide trailer with 2 broken down cars in the driveway. Again flown on a flag pole but this time not on special at Wal-Mart so they were forced to steal pvc pipe from their neighbor.

(C) Busted 67′ Ford truck with enough rust to question if it even has a body, gun rack with no less then 4 guns displayed, and a deer carcus strapped to the front. The flag is displayed nicely in the rear window with the guns.

These examples are of course subject to slight variations to suite the need of the individual redneck.

However, I recently witnessed a clear violation of this code. I happen to be driving down a local highway in my little Japanese made car, enjoying a Monday afternoon, when I looked to my right and saw a Pontiac Sunfire (the poor white suburban chick’s “quick” car). Normally I would disregard this piece of shit, but I noticed a Confederate Flag…..STICKERED on the back bumper. Lets review the facts. This dumbass is displaying his redneck views via a 4 x 6 sticker. Now any of the above three examples are like bug spray to blacks. They scream “If you are seen near this area, you might get lynched because we hate blacks and we don’t know why!!”.

I seriously hope this dumb mother fucker is driving through a rough neighborhood and totally gets lit up by “stray” gun fire from every directions. If your gonna tell everyone “I’m an ignorant mother fucker” do it properly. Have some respect for mullets and trailer parks. Think of it this way, would you rather be caught and beaten to death in your Pontiac Sunfire which totally screams I’m gay and don’t know it yet, or in your poster child redneck busted to shit truck that totally screams I’m proud to be a ignorant mother fucker?

Make a choice.