Fuck you Wyoming!!
As angryromanian.com approaches it’s first anniversary, not a single visit has originated from Wyoming.
WTF!!??
Every other state in the union has had the common sense to take a stroll through our tasteful memoir. Who could possibly resist timely essays on strippers, homicidal worms, juicy assed teenagers, and wacky Vietnam veterans dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool in public places?
After extensive research (4 minutes on Wikipedia) I was able to put certain theories, as to why Wyomingites have avoided out site, to rest.

I have discovered:

• There are people in Wyoming - 515,004 of them, almost enough people to populate Manhattan below 23rd street.
• There is internet connectivity in Wyoming - In fact, high speed internet providers offer service to most of Wyoming.
• There are literate people in Wyoming - Actually, 99% of Wyomingites are literate enough to read the witty repartee available at angryromanian.com.

So what’s the deal Wyoming? I don’t want to hear any lame assed excuses.

Consider this:

• 87 Frenchmen took a moment from their busy schedules of ridiculing American tourists and endurring Islamic riots to visit angryromanian.com. - No visits from Wyoming though.
• 3 Saudi Arabians risked life and limb to view the site, despite the dangers of surfing American websites within the boarders of a strict Islamic theocracy that punishes women that are gang raped- Still, no brokeback Wyoming cowboys bothered to visit.
• 1 person in Ghana, where the average citizen earns $274 a year, took the time out of his/her squalid life to get a chuckle out of our site. - No one is boomtown Casper (population 49664) could take a moment out of their exciting day of watching tumbleweed blow down Main Street to give us a look.
• 4 Taiwanese visited Angryromanian despite 2 billion pissed off Chinese breathing down their necks on a daily basis. - No angry Chinese in Wyoming, just angry Republicans. Still, no traffic.
• 37 Mississippians came to the site, and nobody can fucking read in that (red)neck of the woods. - In my opinion this must mean the good folks of Mississippi are a hell of a lot smarter than you fucks in Wyoming.

And so, Wyoming, let it be known that we here at angryromanian.com are at war with you!! Don’t expect any mercy. We will strike when you least expect. We will come at you from land, sea (yes I know Wyoming is landlocked), and air. Shock and awe motherfuckers!!!! Watch your asses!!!!!

P.S. (for anyone reading this at the Department of Homeland Security or at the NSA - This is just a joke - get it? - Hahaha - Please don’t send us to Guantanamo. I repeat - this is only a joke - we are all white and gainfully employed so please understand this is just a joke. There is no jihad on Wyoming.(but they do suck) ?