Email Bag - Civil War Edition

Douche Nozzle | Email Bag | Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Doche Nozzle AvatarIt is nice to see a few of you readers out there have taken time out of your busy internet porn viewing schedule to give us some feedback, or better yet submit a guest post. (kudos to Mike whose tasteful submission I was lucky enough to read over eggs and toast this morning) Although we do encourage comments and feedback - why is it that only the most illiterate, humorless cockbags comment. If you were forced to read the pathetic crap I do you would hang yourself. But enough of my self-pity - here are a few comments that came through this week.

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The Van wrote (as comment to this van will kick your ass)… Best watch ya back punk! I know where your pasty ass lives. Nobody talks shit about the van motherfucker!!!!! VVVRRROOOOMMM!!!!!!

D.N. replied… I’m glad you liked the post but please leave the humor to us. You are about as funny as a cat in a blender - oh wait that is funny. what I meant to say is you are about as funny as a tsunami killing thousands of unaware villagers - dammit that’s kind of funny too. OK - your about as funny as O.J. nearly decapitating his wife and writing a book about it between tee times - ah fuck!! I give up. Anyhow YOU ARE NOT FUNNY - don’t quit your day job cleaning the private viewing booths at the local porn store.

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Bieltan wrote… (as comment to And a Partridge in a Pear Tree)… your gay

The Romanian replied…You know how I know you’re gay?… Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

D.N. wrote…As you can see we are a tight knit (no pun intended) family here at Angry Romanian. Enjoy the site while you can before all out civil war errupts. And by the way Bieltan - your gay because you haven’t written your profile yet :-)

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See all you fuckers next week.

D.N.

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