Greetings scumbags!! Welcome to another edition of Email Bag - a weekly series of rants and raves by yours truly - aimed at the unfortunate readers who are foolish enough to place their useless opinions and/or 3rd grade grammar and spelling skills on display via comments or email. So far I’ve had a blast doing this, and I hope you’ve enjoyed reading it. However, a strange phenomenon has persisted over the last several weeks. While our readership has skyrocketed, the feedback from readers has slowed to a trickle. WTF - Are you all a bunch of pussies who are afraid of my wrath, (Wow, I like the way that sounds) or are you too lazy to put down your lubricated cocks and give us some feedback? Either way, knock it the fuck off. We know you are out there - fucking lurkers. Analytics doesn’t lie. I refuse to believe thousands of readers have nothing to say. So let’s go - I want to hear from you. Got an opinion that’s contrary to our content?- lets brawl!!! Even better - do you have a great idea and the ability to make nouns and verbs agree? You should become a guest contributor. Unless you’re a complete and utter tool we will publish your shit. I may tear you to shreds for your opinion, but you will get your say. We have made commenting so easy a caveman could do it!! We don’t require shit - just your comment. Anyway, here is my response to the one sad little comment we did receive this week…

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Interested Wrote (as comment to How Did We Fucking Miss This?!?)…Did he really just admit that he incompetent of being a president?

D.N. replied…This comment not only proves that the average internet user is a moron, but also that that the leader of the free world is spearheading the de-evolution of the human race back toward apes. Also, this is the sort of thing I am talking about. It was fun, at first, to abuse retards like this, but you can only push an old lady down the stairs so many times before it gets boring. (or she dies) So fire me up - douche bags. I’m just dying to get into a war with someone.

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This may sound like more of a promise than a threat to some of you pussies - but I will stop writing this series if no one is willing to man up and tell us what you think about our site and/or our content/opinion. See you fuckfaces next week! (maybe)

D.N.