Email Bag - Filthy Hippies Edition
Glad to see my little temper tantrum last week worked. More comments equal less tantrum, so here is a response to some of the feedback we received this week.
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An American Wrote (in comment to Newburgh, New York - A Taste of Compton on the Hudson)…Why the hell don’t you go back to Romania, you idiot.
D.N. Replied…Hey fuckwad, first of all I’m not Romanian, I just drink like one. Second, if I was from Romania, so fucking what. Who the fuck are you, Mr. American, to tell anyone where they can go. You’re an idiot. Unless your descendants crossed the ice bridge, however many thousand years ago, you are an immigrant as well. So I say to you, Mr. not really an American, go back to wherever your pathetic ancestors came from and leave us alone. Assuming they would take your sorry ass.
Tupelo Wrote (in comment to Email Bag - Angriest Edition Ever)… Wow, I don’t think I have ever been so terrified in my life. I swear my cock just retracted in fear. Which is great cause now I can put it down and make this post. Although typing is a bit difficult cause of all the lubrication. If you find any more clips of Bush being an idiot please post them. My friend swears he is the best thing that has ever happened to this country and he needs to learn the truth. What you guys have found so far saddens me that I was not old enough to vote during the last election.
D.N. Replied … Glad to hear you are firmly in touch with yourself. As for your request, this site doesn’t possess the bandwidth to post even a fraction of all the footage of our Prez. Being an idiot. There are entire sites dedicated to exposing W. for the retard he is. My best advice concerning your friend would be to punch him as hard as you can in the face. Republicans respond best to violence.
Susan Anonymous Wrote (in comment to Enjoy Butt Sex and Pork This Chanukah)… Nice!
D.N. Replied … Thanks for the input but I would like to discourage you from further positive comments about Jesse’s posts. Trust me, that kid’s head is big enough already without your prodding.
You know Wrote (in comment to Ass: the Great American Billboard)…Hippies are nice friendly people who smell a little strange but don’t usually have rabies. I would like to point out that those aren’t real hippies. real hippies don’t write things on their butt. they paint them on their face in day glow, or if they are trust fund hippies, say it on “vintage” t-shirts by hollister and ambercrombie. and they don’t match, real hippies don’t even know what matching is.
D.N. Replied … In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, “Goddamn Hippies! They’re not people, they’re hippies!”
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Keep the comments rolling in. If not, I will track you down. If I haven’t been deported back to Romania, that is.
Peace(sucks)
D.N.











This is filthy hippy talk. What has happen to the respect our great president deserves!
Comment by Car Mann — January 17, 2008 @ 9:48 am
I seriously hope you are being sarcastic. Seriously.
Seriously.
Comment by Ruko the Wonder Dog — January 17, 2008 @ 8:23 pm