Thanks to the wonder that is Live Chat Tech Support, I will now provide you with the most bewildering tech support conversation I have ever had. Hold on to your seat if you have one, if not hold on to your monitor.

Tech Support [18:46]: Thank you for choosing Live Chat. Please allow me a minute or two to review and respond to your question. If you have not already provided your Main Domain name please do so now along with any additional details you feel I should have. I take multiple chats at once. There will be a delay between my replies. Thank you for your patience. I will be right with you.
The Romanian [18:46]: When will an upgrade be available for phpbb 3.0?
[18:47]: angryromanian.com
Tech Support [18:49]: As soon as cPanel releases one.
The Romanian [18:49]: When will that be? Do you know?
Tech Support [18:51]: Unfortuantely I do not.
The Romanian [18:54]: OK thanks for nothing.

Boy I sure wish i had that eight minutes of my life back. Silly me, contacting a company, and asking questions about a product they develop. At least give me an ETA, or an educated guess. My only other option is calling them up and growing old in the queue. And speaking of guesses and education, my best guess is that this fuck got his Master’s in Tech Support, with a minor in curry sweating, from the University of Mumbai. No need to wish him a Merry Christmas is there.

Note: I purposefully did not correct the Tech Support Agent’s spelling.