Happy 2008 scumbags. It’s been two weeks since I last responded to comments and emails. Unfortunately, last week found me pretending to like the relatives that had invaded my home in the name of holiday spirit. So without further ado, here is a sampling of the correspondences we have received as of late…

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K8sFreeFall wrote (in comment to Dude in a Box)…Ruko in a Box = better than Dick in a Box

D.N. Replied…Wow Ruko, looks like you are cultivating quite a following. Apparently this chick (assuming it’s a chick) likes you better than the cock. (and yes I know about the SNL skit)

Unknown wrote (in comment to Dear CompUSA - Your Fired!!!)…You are such an idiot! I hate how people like you make fun of other people losing their jobs. These people have family, kids, wives, husbands. It’s not funny when you know you won’t have a job in a few weeks….You’re ignorant.

Bieltan replied… Lets follow this up with a respectable response: “Yo momma is ignorant.” When life hands you lemons, BLEND THAT SHIT and make a badass lemonade. Bitch all you want. But it keeps turning. Its America, they will survive…

Rob replied… Hey unknown. Get over yourself. I worked in consumer electronics retail for many years. Managers and workers move around all the time. All these people will find work, and trust me; they will find better jobs than CompUSA. I was there several years and the culture and environment sucked. So pull the rod out of your ass and enjoy life for once.

D.N. Replied…Listen up fuckstick. I hate to break it you but it is funny, and, in fact, you are the idiot. Feel free to climb down off your high horse anytime now and enjoy the fact that a company that screwed so many people, and was one of the worst places to shop, is going out of business. As for their employees - tough shit - better polish up that resume boys and girls.

real260 wrote (in comment to Dude in a Box)…That is F-ing hilarious! I want more!

D.N. Replied…Your wish will soon be granted. Dude in a Box is only our first original video, with many more to come. Angry Romanian Shorts is currently producing several clips, so keep an eye on the site.

1 wrote (in comment to Top 10 Stupid Ways to Waste Money)…Hope you have a real job.

D.N. Replied…I do hold a day job, but only to cover the cost of your sister’s services.

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That’s all I have for now. See you next week, and don’t forget to submit your list for the Angry Romanian Celebrity Death Pool.

D.N.