Email Bag - Downs Gaydrome Edition

Douche Nozzle | Email Bag | Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Doche Nozzle AvatarWell it’s been quite a contentious week. Apparently our choice of topics this week, at Angry Romanian, has touched a few raw nerves. Who would have thought hip hop, guitar hero, and the lottery would bring so many of you lurkers out of the woodwork? While it is nice to hear from most of you, there are a few who should realize that, as the old saying goes, “opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, so keep yours to yourself.” Here is our reaction to some of these ignorant fucks.

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An adult wrote (in comment to Lotto, Beer and Cigarettes - Who Needs to Pay the Rent?)…so - you ripped off the store to soak the deer-in-the-headlights clerk who was stuck at the register? And then you brag about it here…The store’s better off without you.

Rob replied…An Adult - Maybe you missed the point of the following line, “So I did the most mature and level headed thing possible” - this is sarcasm - meaning that maybe what I did was NOT exactly the most mature and level headed thing. So I’m not following your “bragging” line of reasoning. The mature thing would have been to pen a letter of protest to the management and/or become a spokesman against gambling - Fuck that - I was pissed.

D.N. Replied… Rob, you’re too nice. I’m disappointed you didn’t mail order an RPG and fucking ruin that joint.

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Digimonwarior wrote (in comment to Guitar Hero: Cool Like Adult Incontinence)…Have you ever even played Guitar hero? Stop pissing about it and don’t fucking play it if you don’t like it.

D.N. replied… Big words from a guy going by the name Digimonwarior. Congratulations on successfully being a homo and a retard simultaneously. Not only is Digimon the gayest shit ever, but our good friends over at Merriam- Webster seem to think warior is actually spelled warrior. I guess that makes you a fagtard, or to be politically correct I guess I should say you have Downs Gaydrome. As for your comment, how serious should we really take the blather from a guy who trades anime card with his fag buddies for blowjobs.

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colonel_mike wrote (in comment to What Happened to Hip Hop?)…your a fucking idiot theres a ton of good rap out now but compton is dead its all about the dirty south and all that shit. go listen to your metallica faggot

Rob replied…Dirty South is a bunch of mush mouthed bullshit. I hereby demote you, Colonel_mike, to private in charge of changing urinal cakes at the Superdome. I’d like to see you go to a Metallica concert and run your punk assed mouth there. And although I do think you are a complete fuckwad I did like you in the Pretty Fly for a White Guy video.

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See you all next week

D.N.

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