Happy Thursday everyone. Sorry this is coming out so late but I’ve been working on my Celebrity Death Pool list all afternoon. Here is the final, much agonized over, list. 1. Mikhail Gorbachev 2. Nancy Reagan 3. Barack Obama (while he recites the oath of office of POTUS) 4. Felipe Calderón 5. Hugo Chaves 6. Britney Spears 7. her white trash mother 8. Her whore bag little sister 9. her kid 10. her other kid 11. K-Fed 12. Dick Cheney (please)

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sepuku2 wrote (in response to The Only Thing Worse Than a Dog Is Its Owner)…You cretin, the only reason you don’t own a dog is because you’re too stupid to train it to hold still while you lick it’s balls.

You’re an asshat wrote (in response to The Only Thing Worse Than a Dog Is Its Owner)…Wow… It’s OK that you don’t like dogs, but to result to juvenile name-calling? You need to take the stick out of your ass.

Ruko the Wonder Dog responded…sepuku2 - Please perform a seppuku on yourself (oh…BTW, seppuku is spelled with 2 “p”s and not one. Also, you mis used “it’s” when you really meant to say “its”, which is the correct possessive pronoun) and save me the trouble of responding to another of your trite attempts at offending me. If you are in need of a kaishakunin, let me know.

asshat guy - I like the stick firmly implanted in my ass, thank you very much. If you don’t like it, please don’t read my posts. I’m sure your little buddy needs to be walked or something anyways.

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Elisha wrote (in response to New York State Definitely Blows)…that picture makes my uterus hurt.

D.N. responded…Better that picture than Ruko putting the hurt on your uterus.

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HooBoy Wrote (in an email submitted to our contact form)…And my response is, so fucking what.

The Internet provides a way for me to let down my hair, so to speak. To reveal
my truest self (underneath the everyday poise and respect I display to 100%
massive cock suckers that truly don’t deserve respect is a person going
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!”) and just hang out and enjoy.
So what the fuck should you care if I spend my spare time typing out any old
thing that comes to mind??? I’m not out there selling crack, I’m not out there
killing people, I’m not drinking semen for a living, and I’m not robbing banks
or doing anything else that other people would consider 100% horrendous. If all
my computer time is all you people have to bitch about, then you got it pretty
damn good.
I am NOT HURTING ANYBODY. well, except my BF would like to have more sex with
me but that’s beside the point.
Do people blame mathmeticians for doing math problems all day? Or blame
scientists for doing their thing? So why pick on me if my passion happens to be
for the Internet. Oh right, I forgot, I spend MORE time on the computer with
MORE asshole people hiding behind a fucking keyboard. I just tell them “FUCK
YOU”. And leave it at that.
If I can’t just veg sometimes what good is life, huh?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to find a record company. Someone who’ll pay
me for all the crappy music that I write.

D.N. Responded…Not sure exactly what this is in response to; not really sure I care. If in fact you are truly addicted, as you claim above, I can say whatever I like and you will come back for more. On that note, I would recommend you get back on the medication your psychiatrist thinks you’ve been taking, start fucking your BF again before he bolts, and enjoy your time surfing the internet.
P.S. - If the music you write is as entertaining as your emails please don’t quit your day job.

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D.N. out