For the past three days, Angry Romanian.com has been down due to a terrorist attack, launched by a small faction of the Russian Mafia known as Luidy Chorniye (which is roughly translated to “black dudes” I am told). Luckily, the attackers mistook Angry Romanian.com for a Romanian mail order bride website http://www.romanianmates.com/, which has been in direct competition with several Russian Mail Order Bride websites for some time.

Once the attackers realized their mistake, they wrote an apology via our Contact Form, promised to send some Borsch, and invited us to come and take part in a favorite Russian pastime called Solvoskenvskyeelan, which is essentially a naked snowball fight using frozen kitten heads instead of snowballs. I don’t really understand the concept myself, but who am I to judge a foreign culture? I figure it has to be similar to games played in the White House, so I figure I’ll give it a try.

With that being said, plan to see some big changes coming in the next month for Angry Romanian, including (but not limited to) more Spider Monkey videos (as requested by users), the release of Rob’s complete and unabridged novel about his recent colonoscopy, and the assassination of the only 3 benevolent DMV office clerks in the United States. Why you ask? Well, because we are Angry Romanian, and we know you expect nothing less.

-XOXOXOXO

Ruko the Wonder Dog