Another Thursday - and another batch of emails and comments from the mentally challenged lunatics we affectionately like to call “our readers”. Although it is quite a burden responding to the garbage that finds its way to my inbox - I like to think of it as performing a public service. Like the mailman that delivers the mail in sleet, snow, and/or rain, or the pornstar who takes it up the ass so the next generation of American men grow up ignoring their wives in favor of their laptops and some lube. So here it is - another week of our responses to the correspondences from out readers.

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Car Mann wtote (in comment on Email Bag - Filthy Hippies Edition)…This is filthy hippy talk. What has happen to the respect our great president deserves!

Ruko replied…I seriously hope you are being sarcastic. Seriously.

D.N. Replied...A funny thing happened the other day. I received an email informing me there was a new comment on Email Bag - Filthy Hippies Edition. This piqued my curiosity because it is not often we get comments on posts over a month old. We post new content every day, moving articles down the page and into the obscurity of the archives pretty quick. So I jumped into Google Analytics and discovered that there was only one pageview of the post on the day Car Mann left his comment. Hmmm. My next stop was the keywords page. Bingo!!! Someone entered the site by typing “filthy hippies gang raped ” “ass raped”. Looks like our dipshit, right-wing, fucktard friend Car Mann is a bit of a hypocrite; busting our chops for disrespecting the president while he is trolling the internets for rape porn. Sounds like a Giuliani supporter to me.

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Boris wrote (in comment on - Russian Mob Brings Down Angry Romanian!)…Hello writer of funny things on web net. Again I say sorry for disruption of postings. Any favor needed we provide - no exception. You need someone punched in face Boris will do it.

D.N. replied…Hey Boris - why don’t you start with Car Mann and then move on to anyone with a “W” sticker on their car.

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Angry Turk wrote (in comment on - Internets at Your Fingerstip)…Wow… when i see you next i am going to kick you straight in the gonads for posting this !@%#$@$:( video clip.

D.N. Replied…That video is some funny shit. If you don’t like it I suggest you take your sorry Turk ass and go back to Istanbul - or is it Constantinople. I can never remember.

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D.N. Out