FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS and HOLE. Motherfuckers tried to kill me in Cuba, but I made it back alive. Time has come to re commence writing for this shit hole website, as I thrive on the hatemail and death threats that my posts bring. When you are locked up in a Cuban cell, your eyes adjust to the darkness and you begin to see your thoughts as if they were occurring in front of you. I’ve come to the conclusion that my mind is a very, very, scary place. Anyways.

Stay tuned for new content, lots of asian schoolgirl prawnz, and naked pictures of Douche Nozzle’s wife right after I got done porking her in the ass.

xoxoxo

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