The Romanian
I founded angryromanian.com for our own amusement and rants. We hope that you enjoy the content, no matter how insane it can get at times. And last but not least to my Woog for coming up with the idea. If you need a to get a hold of me you can do that here.

Ruko the Wonder Dog
Gender: Male
Industry: Religion
Occupation: I’m a fucking saint.
About Me
I’m not Romanian, but still pretty pissed off. I like long walks by the beach, candlelight dinners, and killing hookers. You can see Ruko’s posts here.

Rob
Gender: Male
Industry: Sarcasm Delivery
About Me
I’m not Romanian but I drink like one. I’m generally mild mannered but don’t get me started on George Bush, Dick Cheney, Disco, Dodge Neons, Jaywalking, Snuff films, Home schooling, looking like a Baldwin, cheddar cheese, angry Chinese drivers or global-nuclear proliferation. You can see Rob’s posts here.

Douche Nozzle
Gender: Male
Industry: Communications
About Me
My interests include death and destruction. Some of my favorite movies are: American History X, violent porn and bum fights (but they are better live). My hobbies include: nothing that my lawyer will allow me to comment on at this time due to pending litigation between myself, four midgets, three hookers, two catholic priests and a Shetland pony. You can see Douche Nozzle’s posts here.

Kunty Tankatrucks
Gender: Male
Industry: Alcohol Research & Law Disenforcement
About Me
I em currently serving 18 months in prisons for much public exposure. I want for these capitalist pig oppressors to get sickness of one thousand itches and eye pink. I have kill many cell commrades already, as favor, they were losing mind thinking men is women. I wait release, I use very well equipped modern library to tell stories about time. I hope you enjoy the thinkings of wise old man. You can see Kunty Tankatruck’s posts here.

Bieltan
Occupation: I like Pie
Gender: Undetermined
About Me
What it comes down to is a few simple facts. 1) I don’t like you. 2) My opinions are facts. 3) Cookie Monster is my hero. 4) I’m gonna leave this spot open for a good fact, I’ll be right back to smoke my philly. You can see Bieltan’s posts here.

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