Yaar, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. Since we are all fans of the Captain, let’s learn how to talk like a pirate…

OK, so apparently only 8 million people saw these…

While David Blane starves himself in a bubble proving he has the same magical abilities as the average Ethiopian child, at least Criss Angel is banging Britney Spears… wait that’s a bad thing never mind.

Credit for the Videos goes to Those Lil Rabbits, funniest queers I’ve seen in a while.

This video will make you think.

Now all we need are references for this information and we’re good. Anyone?

Hope all you micks are having a great St.Patricks Day, we decided to watch Boondock Saints while drinking copious amounts of Capitan. Hope you get some pussy too.

I thought some of you might like to listen to a nice, sweet good old song on this lovely day:

If you want to see the rest…buy it

While this is not a political forum by any stretch of the imagination, I found the following excerpt from the President’s State Of The Union address quite compelling.

So without further delay

Ladies and Gentlemen–The President Of The United States Of America…

Sascha Cohen in an eerily out of character but none the less hilarious video at his acceptance speech. Enjoy.

Taking a trash can from an unsuspecting neighbor: $0
Sprinting with the trashcan on your back: $0
Watching the trash can float down the river: priceless